In the past 1,000 years

If i could change or ad to any major event in the past thousand years i would, show the whole world who envented the caramel apples and here it was. I would also tell the people that there is a major corupion in the world and it would be the epocalips if they vote for jorge bush. I wouold also find the knights of the round table and tech them to build motorcycles for edge in combat posability. I would also stop china from inventing gunpowder. and i would spit in atilla the huns face then run away, and i would hunt down the last of the banshees and punch it in the mouth the sell random futureistic junk to people in rome for alot of gold.