the meaning of success

My grandfather micky force was a very successful and inspiring man he came from a very poor family that couldnt afford much in a time were meat was very expensive, his father had a job in pabst blue ribbon beer company but didnt have very much luck, coasting off of a highschool diploma my grandfather took over the beer buisness made some changes eventualy the great depression came and everyone wanted a beer to feel better so profits went up by alot enentualy after years of hard work and labor he had a feeling of success so to remind himself of his success he would eat a huge plate of meat every day as an inner spiritual meaning of success.

My future

in the future i will be living in either california(mount shasta), vermont, canada, the european alps(no specific country) or petoria(rhode island). I will be well known for having invented liquid cardboard the one substance that can be hardened into any object and stored in small gloves one inche of liguid cardboard could cover a mile if shaped right. Miley cyrus will be my girlfriend and my parernts will live with us i will have legally bought tiger woods, joe perry, and courtny kardashian and they will jugle varios dental eguipment on monday afternoons thursday evnings and sunday mornings. I will be very happy and satisfied with my life therefore i will eat steak every evening to remind myself i have succeeded.

In the past 1,000 years

If i could change or ad to any major event in the past thousand years i would, show the whole world who envented the caramel apples and here it was. I would also tell the people that there is a major corupion in the world and it would be the epocalips if they vote for jorge bush. I wouold also find the knights of the round table and tech them to build motorcycles for edge in combat posability. I would also stop china from inventing gunpowder. and i would spit in atilla the huns face then run away, and i would hunt down the last of the banshees and punch it in the mouth the sell random futureistic junk to people in rome for alot of gold.

Why do rocks move?

Rocks happen to move if they are uncomforatable with the enviorment they are in at the current time, if a greater force is pushing on them when they are in there natural habitat they will grow uncomforitable this has lead to a masive disapearence in pet rocks. to solve this problem keep your pet rock on either a leash or near your lawn except if the event of a garden gnome where to happen remove the gnome at once garden gnomes have bean know to sacrafice rocks as an act of dominance. so if you have a pet rock and you are not sure if its safe or not leave a question.